Funny Celebrity Quote

Women need a reason to have a sex Men just need a place
~ Billy Crystalfunny-celebrity-quote






funny-celebrity-quote2women might be able to fake orgasms
but men can fake whole relationships
~ Sharon Stone





funny-celebrity-quote3Christianity is the best way to cure gayness.
Just get on your knees, take a swing of wine
and accept the body of a man into
your mouth.
~ Stephen Colbert

funny-celebrity-quote4See, the problem is that god gives men a brain and a penis
and only enough blood to run one at a time
~ Robin Williams

funny-celebrity-quote5The worst thing about censorhip is
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My Girlfriend always laughs during sex– no matter what she’s reading.
~ Steve Jobs (Apple)

funny-celebrity-quote7According to a new survey,
women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than
they do undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course, men are just grateful.
~ Robert De Niro