Facebook Quotes Pictures

I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…

Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time..

If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.








Facebook Event RSVP translator
Yes = Maybe
Maybe = No
No = Do I Know you?

facebook-quotes-pictures1Facebook : Where sluts complain about other sluts being sluts.

facebook-quotes-pictures2Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “unstable”









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